What motivates you? For me, I don’t ever want to be that thirsty ever again, and I don’t want to spend so much time in the bathroom.

Here’s some thoughts on that (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy):

If you have to pee so much that you get email from the bathroom asking you to pay rent, you might need to be checked for diabetes.

If you have to pee so much that after doing the laundry, your significant other buys you a box of Depends, you might need to be checked for diabetes.

If you are so thirsty you get a big straw and just start using the bathtub as your cup, you might need to be checked for diabetes.

If you are so thirsty that you are causing a drought, you might need to be checked for diabetes.

Ok, those probably suck. Maybe I will think of something better someday.